Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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