We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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