When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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