i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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