found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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