all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
