I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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