I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
