Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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