I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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