I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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