so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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