i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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