It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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