i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
