she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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