Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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