dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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