How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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