You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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