Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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