When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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