I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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