You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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