How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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