i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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