the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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