i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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