You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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