Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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