Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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