Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Four minutes until I can fart!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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