Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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