Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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