I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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