margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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