So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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