i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
A bitchslap is in order.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
