we have officially lost it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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