question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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