Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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