we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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