if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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