Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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