Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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