Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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