I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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