I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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