I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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