Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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