gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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