I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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